As is tradition, it is time for me to give my predictions for Cyber Sunday. What is different this year than in years past is that (with the exception of the Undertaker/Big Show stipulation) you have to text your choices in (limit 10) and they cost 99 cents each. Ouch. For those of you who are familiar with this post, I give the stipulation/wrestler I want, and predict what will probably be the results from the voting.

Santino Marella defends the I/C title: The three former I/C champions are: Rodney the Piper/Goldendust/Honky Tonky Man. Piper has some history with Santino, Goldust at least has been wrestling recently, and the Honky Tonk Man supposedly can't go due to a finger injury, even if he does get voted in by the fans.

Who I want (in order of preference): Goldust/Piper/Honky Tonk Man.

Who we get: Roddy Piper. As far as I know, he is still the most popular of the three, but maybe they'll want to see the Honky Tonk Man due to the Honk-A-Meter. I severely doubt we'll see a title change, but what do I know?

Pick the Tag Team match: The three choices are: CM Punk/Kofi Kingston vs. Priceless/Cryme Tyme vs. Miz/Morrison/Mickie James/Jamie Noble vs. Layla/William Regal. With Punk and Kingston, you have the two best singles wrestlers as a team wrestling the World Tag Team Champions; however, the titles are not up for grabs as far as I know. The second match gives you two legitimate tag teams, and the third match gives you two Divas.

What I want: Cryme Tyme/Punk/Mixed.

What we get: Cryme Tyme/Miz and Morrison. That one has the most air time of any of the feuds going on right now, and I doubt anyone cares about the mixed tag team match.

Kane vs. Rey Mysterio: The three stipulations are: 2 out of 3 Falls/Falls Count Anywhere/No DQ. 2 out of 3 Falls would be good for the reason we haven't seen it all year to my knowledge (in terms of a pay-per-view), but Kane isn't someone I want to see in that type of match. Falls Count Anywhere helps Rey the most because he can fly in from different angles on Kane. No DQ helps Kane the most because a Rey chair shot isn't the same as a Kane chair shot.

What I want: A vacation. That's more of a need thing, to be honest. Falls Count Anywhere/2 out of 3 Falls/No DQ.

What we get: Falls Count Anywhere. That one helps Rey the most.

Undertaker vs. Big Show: The three stipulations are: Knockout Match/I Quit/Last Man Standing. If I wanted a knockout, I'd watch boxing. "I Quit" would be interesting because I'd like to see what it would take to make one of these two give up. Last Man Standing also falls into that category because of what it would take. We have already had a Last Man Standing match this year, and it cost Randy Orton his collarbone.

What I want: A big house, lots of cars, lots of women, and no taxes. I keep forgetting this is a wrestling post. Last Man Standing/I Quit/Knockout Match, although either of the first two is fine with me.

What we get: Last Man Standing. "I Quit" could get the nod because how often do you hear the Undertaker talk?

Matt Hardy defends the ECW Title: The three choices are: Finlay/Evan Bourne/Mark Henry. Henry didn't have to qualify, Finlay has Hornswoggle to entertain the fans, and Evan Bourne is very entertaining with his high flying style.

What I want: Bourne/Finlay/Henry. Maybe Evan Bourne pulls the upset. Can Finlay win a match without the shillelagh? Mark Henry falls into the "been there, done that" match.

What we get: Evan Bourne, because I think the fans have taken a liking to him, and because the Guru is texting from everyone else's phone to get him in the match. You do know it costs money, right, Guru?

HHH defends the WWE Title: The three choices are: Jeff Hardy/Vladimir Kozlov/Hardy and Kozlov. Can I see the hands of those that want Kozlov to get a chance at the WWE title? Anyone? Put your hand down, Kozlov. And quit glaring at me. I know karate and seven other Chinese words, big man.

What I want: Hardy/Hardy and Kozlov/Kozlov.

What we get: Hardy, but maybe Kozlov takes him out before the match. Please come back soon, Edge.

Chris Jericho vs. Batista for the World Heavyweight Championship: The three choices for guest enforcer are: Randy Orton/HBK/"Stone Cold" Steve Austin. Orton is Orton, HBK would be extremely biased, and Austin will give out Stunners if need be.

What I want: Austin/HBK/Orton. That and Jericho to not be so damn boring. Batista was a riot as guest referee on RAW.

What we get: Austin. Last time I checked, he was still revered by all the masses.

There you have it. Another year of predictions. Cyber Sunday is usually one of the WWE's below average pay-per-views of the year, and the highlight of last year's show was the Guru and me making bad puns about the keyboard at the top of the ramp. Here's hoping you don't overspend on texting your votes.